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“Belief in God sym­bol­i­cally evap­o­rated when more than a hun­dred athe­ists were ‘de-baptized’ with a blow dryer yes­ter­day,” writes the Colum­bus Dis­patch. The arti­cle quotes the cer­e­mo­nial for­mula intoned by Frank Zindler: “Do you agree that the mag­i­cal potency of today’s cer­e­mony is exactly equal to the mag­i­cal effi­cacy of cer­e­mo­nial bap­tism with dihy­dro­gen oxide, […]